Today, I bent the truth to be kind and I have no regrets for I am far surer of what is kind than what is true. - Anonymous
posted by Alysia at 8:19 PM

I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me. - Dave Barry
posted by Alysia at 8:18 PM